Wow.

Bush actually fired someone incompetent for being incompetent. That's gotta be a first, right? God, please let him learn to like doing this. Please, God. I ask for so little. Just this, plus that other thing we talked about. All I need is another three inches and I can quit teaching and go into the career I was born for: hard-core--oh, wait, other people are reading this. Never mind, Big Guy, we'll talk later, OK?