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And, obviously, I wish a Happy Easter to all and sundry.

Unless, of course, you are of the Jewish persuasion, in which case: thanks a lot for trying to murder our Lord and Saviour, you money-grubbing, media-controlling, Elders-of-Zion-Protocol-following bastards. Nice try, though--turns out our Messiah can come back from the dead! Kind of makes that whole 'parting of the Red Sea' look like the cheap f*cking party trick it is. Pfft--Moses. Gimme a f*cking break. Turning a staff into a snake? Oh, he's not compensating for something! (And besides, going from staff to snake--from stiff to limber? Pretty much tells you where he's at when it comes to flaccidity, hmmm?) In sum: you suck, we rule, and Jesus could kick Moses's ass left-handed.

This message has been brought to you by the Christian faith, practicing Faith, Hope, and Charity for over 2000 blood-soaked, genocidal years. Remember our motto: Christianity--it doesn't matter what we do to you and your culture--Jesus loves us and therefore hates you, so it's OK.