August 29
An important day, this.
Why, you ask?
Because today is my mother's birthday, and I'd like to take this opportunity to declare to you all just how much I love her and how grateful I am to have her in my life.
And for those of you thinking quietly that this is just a cheap ploy to get out of buying a card or a gift--go f--k yourselves, you unsentimental p---ks, you wouldn't know a tender f--king moment if it bit you on the a--.
Happy birthday, Mom.
Why, you ask?
Because today is my mother's birthday, and I'd like to take this opportunity to declare to you all just how much I love her and how grateful I am to have her in my life.
And for those of you thinking quietly that this is just a cheap ploy to get out of buying a card or a gift--go f--k yourselves, you unsentimental p---ks, you wouldn't know a tender f--king moment if it bit you on the a--.
Happy birthday, Mom.
posted by Yr. Hmbl. & Obdt. | 10:20 AM
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